It’s late August and school days are looming. It’s hot, humid and sunny and I’m feeling the panic that comes with the end of summer. Did we do enough? Did we get it all in? Did we go all the places?

So today, we are beaching it. And despite the 15 extra I’m carrying, the workload I’m ignoring, the shaggy bikini line and the fact that the dog ate the crotch out of my favourite bathing suit, I’m going swimming.
So people. Pack the chips and sunscreen. Get your absolutely fabulous, whatever sized ass into your suit and take those kids to a beach. If I can do it, you can too.

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